Why computers are female.

Computers are female because;

• They may appear relatively easy to figure out, but they are really quite complicated.
• They have a logic all their own.
• They will tell you you're doing something wrong, but they won't tell you what. (The old "If you don't know, I'm not telling you" ploy)
• They're quick to point out your mistakes.
• They can recall something you said or did right down to the very second, even if it was ten years ago, and recite it word for word.
• They put things away where you can't find them.
• When you want to do something, they will ask, "Are you sure?"

I'm sure there are a few other reasons, but I think I better quit while I'm ahead.