Crookedpaw's Retreat: Hair of the dog.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Hair of the dog.

News that Paris Hilton's handbag accessory (dog) bit her yesterday. Ms. Hilton was taken to hospital for treatment.

The dog was signed in to the Betty Ford clinic to undergo detox treatment.

1 comment:

Maureen said...: I guess I'll just have to tell my cat that a daily "dose' of chardi is not a good thing!; 8:51 pm, August 18, 2006

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To know another language is to have a second soul.
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If you want to work on your art, work on your life.
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War would end if the dead could return.
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Theodore Roosevelt, 26th US President
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Generalisation is the rationalisation of the uneducated.
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Many people think that they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices
William James

These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
Gilbert Highet, writer
(1906-1978)

Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.
Theodor Adorno, philosopher and composer
(1903-1969)

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley, writer
(1890-1957)

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Carl Sagan, astronomer and writer
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We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
William Somerset Maugham, writer
(1874-1965)

An open mind is a prerequisite to an open heart.
Robert M. Sapolsky, neuroscientist and author
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher
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Earl Wilson, columnist
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire, philosopher
(1694-1778)

The heart that breaks open can contain the whole universe.
Joanna Macy, writer and teacher
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher
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A man needs a little madness, or else he never dares cut the rope and be free.
Nikos Kazantzakis, writer
(1883-1957)

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
Anne Lamott, writer
(1954- )

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
Jimi Hendrix, musician, singer, and songwriter
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Life is too short to die too soon.
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Samuel Johnson, lexicographer
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We shall succeed only so far as we continue that most distasteful of all activity, the intolerable labor of thought.
Learned Hand, jurist
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