Crookedpaw's Retreat: Peeling back the euphemisms.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Peeling back the euphemisms.

In this age when political correctness has run amok, I thought it would be good to look at a few of the things that are part of everyday life, and name them for what they really are.

MILK - Cow secretions.
CREAM - Separated cow secretions.
YOGHURT - Curdled cow secretions.
CANOLA OIL - Processed secretions from the seed of the rape plant.
McDONALDS SOFT SERVE - Frozen, sweetened pig fat.
EGGS - Chicken (or other bird) embryos.

That'll do for a start. Hope you have a good breakfast.

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