Ever woken up in the morning, only to discover you're more exhausted than when you went to bed the night before? Makes you wonder what the Hell you get up to when you're asleep, doesn't it?
God knows what I was doing last night, but I'm stuffed this morning. Feel like I've run a triathlon, topped off by fifteen rounds with Hulk Hogan. My right arm feels like it's been wrenched from its socket.
Reminds me of that story about the Scotsman who attended a wedding in his traditional dress.
Staggering home after the reception, he realised he wasn't going to make it, so lay down under a tree beside the road and promptly passed out.
Two women, coming home from a nightclub, spotted him lying there, and began wondering if it was true about what Scotsmen wear under their kilts. So they took a peek, and discovered that it was indeed true. Satisfied, they left him lying there, but not before deciding to play a little trick on the Scotsman. One of the women tied a blue ribbon around the object of their curiosity.
Upon waking the next morning, the Scotsman needed to answer a call of nature. He lifted his kilt, and imagine his surprise when he saw the ribbon.
"Och, Laddie!" he exclaimed. "I don' know where ye've been, but I see ye won first prize!"
1 comment:
You're a funny bugger, P!!
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